Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize