The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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