Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
