why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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