I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I party with great urgency now.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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