i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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