btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i barfeds in our rink
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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