I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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