Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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