how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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