I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
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i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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