tell your sister to shave her snatch
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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