Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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