I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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