Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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