enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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