too bad you live with your parents still
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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