at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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