North Korea, Best Korea!
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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