Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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