areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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