honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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