Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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