is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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