I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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