Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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