am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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