I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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