If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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