You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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