Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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