does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
high people should be assigned attendants
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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