id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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