i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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