he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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