u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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