Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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