So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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