I wish I only lived at night.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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