just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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