So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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