i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium