We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.