He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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