ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
you never un-have a 4some
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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