no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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