I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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