Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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