she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Life without a bra equals bliss.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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