Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
