Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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