Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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