it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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