K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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