You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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