whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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